Copy/Paste King

Copy/Paste King

🧠 Goofball Strategy:

Why waste time customizing messages when you can copy, paste, and hit send 200 times in a row?
Goofball sends a mass message that starts with “Hey [FNAME]” and ends with random emojis, a forced “let’s collab,” and a fake compliment about an industry the recipient isn’t even in.

He calls this efficient outreach.

📉 Results:

• Typos.

• Wrong names.

• 200 unopened messages.

• -47 new connections (somehow people unconnected).

• Goofball: still optimistic.

💡 Real Lesson:

Automation without authenticity is spam in disguise.
People want to be seen, not sorted. A little personalization goes a long way. If you can’t take the time to get their name right, they’re not going to take the time to reply.

Mass messaging is not marketing. It’s just noise

Don’t be a Goofball.