Intro Me, Bro!

Goofball’s Strategy:
Step 1: Find someone you don’t know.
Step 2: Send them a connection request with no context.
Step 3: Immediately ask them to introduce you to someone “important” who can make you money.
Step 4: Sign off with confidence and no shame.

Boom. Instant network. Instant fortune. Right?

📉 Results:

• Request ignored or deleted.

• No introductions.

• Burned potential bridge.

• Goofball left wondering why “people don’t support each other anymore.”

💡 Real Lesson:

Networking is about building relationships, not extracting value.
When your first interaction is an ask — especially one rooted in self-interest — it screams desperation, not professionalism. If you want introductions, earn trust. Show value. Be a decent human.

Don’t be a Goofball.