Let’s Set Up a Call... for No Reason

Copy/Paste King

🧠 Goofball Strategy:

Pick a name from a list.
Call them cold.
Lead with the most vague opener ever:

“I’d love to get to know your business!”
When asked why, he panics — because, honestly, he doesn’t know. It’s just what people say when they’re “networking,” right?

📉 Results:

• Confused prospect.

• Awkward silence.

• No trust built.

• Goofball accidentally reveals he has no purpose — and possibly scraped the number off a list he shouldn’t have had.

💡 Real Lesson:

People are tired of empty outreach.
If you don’t know why you’re calling, don’t call. If you can’t articulate how the conversation benefits them, don’t ask for one. Respect people’s time — and their boundaries.

Lead with purpose. Not filler phrases.

Don’t be a Goofball.